Dear Santa,
Below please find a short list of things I'd like to receive this Christmas. I have been very good this year...well, excepting the fact that I stopped going to yoga two months ago. Staying in shape is expensive, Santa! Anyway, do your best. I realize some of these things may be more easy to acquire than others.
1. A Zeo Personal Sleep Coach
2. My student loans erased
3. Wine
4. Clive Owen
5. 18.5-inch waist, just like Scarlett O'Hara
6. A maid/personal assistant
7. These Alexander McQueen heels:
8. My ill-conceived bangs to be grown out9. Sarah Palin's nonexistence
10. Dish towels (my August subletter stole mine for reasons unknown)
Love,
Katie
2 comments:
You've never been good, least of all this year. Sorry.
I could use all of those (except maybe 8 or 10...I think I'm covered) myself.
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